Now for your holiday reminder:
There are people that will steal your Xmas stuff. Last year we had two reindeer stolen out of our yard. It really freaked my wife out, but it just made me mad. So rather than live on the roof waiting for them to return, I decided to go another route...

That's right. I went to Ace Hardware and bought a 60' chain. Now all my yard stuff is chained together.

It may not look great in the day time, but I sleep better at night. Our neighbors down the street had one of those blow up Santas get stolen. I've also heard of the blow up things getting stabbed from a car. So be careful and think ahead. It could have happened in any city. It could have happened in your city. But it didn't. It happened in Tulip City.

Plus, for all the men out there. If you're like me, putting up decorations can have kind of a girly feel to it. Trust me, it adds a little masculinity when your decorations include 60 feet of chain. Happy Holidays everybody.
1 comment:
Holy crapstick, I can't believe you chained down your Christmas décor. That's hilarious.
Also, I've been meaning to email you to tell you how awesome that picture of you and the kiddo is since you emailed it around, but a forgetful mind has been getting in the way. So ... awesome picture!
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